Me Sarcastic Textured Floral T‑Shirt — Retro Pastel Circle Graphic Tee

For the girl whose sarcasm is practically a love language — this ultra-soft Comfort Colors unisex tee features a bold flowing pink script "Me? Sarcastic? Never" design with arrow accents, whimsical daisy florals, and a cheeky crown doodle, all set within a heavily distressed lavender circle badge with a gloriously worn-in textured vintage print finish. Dripping in irony and undeniably cute, it's the tee that will have everyone who knows you absolutely howling — because they know it's the biggest lie you've ever worn.  Soft, lived-in, and a little bit cheeky — this garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The pastel floral circle on the chest reads "Sarcastic 4ever" in hand-lettered script, a playful twist that sits casually over the heart. Lightweight but substantial, the heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut let it drape easily over jeans, an oversized cardigan, or your go-to weekend jacket. It’s the sort of tee you reach for when you want to say something witty without trying — perfect for low-key coffee dates, late-night movie runs, or wandering craft fairs with friends. The muted, garment-dyed finish softens the color and gives each piece a vintage touch, so it fits right into a closet that values comfort and character.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and durable
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit for an easy drape
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean