Karen Hasn’t Had My Coffee Textured T-Shirt — Funny Coffee Quote Tee

Step away from the Karen until she's had her coffee — this ultra-soft Comfort Colors unisex tee features the hilariously relatable "Don't Test Me Karen, I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet" design in bold purple mixed block and script lettering with steaming coffee cup accents set against a heavily distressed blue textured background with a gloriously worn-in vintage print finish. The perfect blend of attitude and caffeine culture, it's the tee every coffee-obsessed, pre-  This garment-dyed tee feels like a favorite from the first wear. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton and relaxed cut give it a lived-in comfort that holds up — wash after wash — while the soft, post-dye finish adds subtle, slightly vintage color and texture. A playful, paint-splatter graphic sits on the chest in muted pinks and grays, bringing an artful, casual energy that layers easily under jackets or stands on its own during a coffee run or an afternoon of studio time. Thoughtfully constructed with double-needle seams, tubular knit, and a sewn-in label, it’s built to keep its shape and color through everyday life. Sizes run S–4XL, and with dozens of colorways available, you can pick a tone that fits your style mood.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and reduced fabric waste.
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart).
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean