I Hate Morning People Textured Shirt — Retro Flower Graphic Tee

Relatable and hilariously honest, this Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt is the ultimate daily uniform for introverts and night owls alike. The witty sarcastic typography and charming daisy details feature a heavily distressed, textured print effect for a cozy, vintage-inspired look.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee holds a sun-warm, slightly sleepy energy. The front features a hand-drawn, chalky square in sunset hues—rosy pink, soft orange, minty teal—framed with playful daisy motifs. Lettering reads like a wry morning musing, its imperfect lines and layered colors giving the print a lived-in, poster-on-the-dorm-wall feel. Wear it on slow coffee mornings, campus walks, or when you need a gentle joke to start the day. The relaxed fit and soft, broken-in dye make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. It’s for people who move at their own pace and like clothes that show the same personality—soft, honest, a little sarcastic, and wholly comfortable.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, reduced-waste construction
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean