Textured Sarcastic Never T-Shirt — Pastel Striped "Me? Sarcastic? Never" Graphic Tee

Embrace your witty side with this Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt featuring a beautifully ironic "Me Sarcastic Never" floral design. The retro pastel stripes and delicate daisies are finished with a unique textured effect for a premium, vintage aesthetic. Crafted from soft, garment-dyed cotton, this tee offers a relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear.    Soft, lived-in comfort meets playful attitude. This garment-dyed tee drapes with a relaxed fit and a heavyweight hand that still feels broken-in from day one. A pastel-striped graphic reads with cheeky charm — ‘Me? Sarcastic. Never’ — layered in watercolor florals that soften the sass. Wear it to quiet coffee shops, late-night movie marathons, or weekend hangs when you want to look effortless but say something clever without saying a word. The sewn-in label and double-needle seams promise it won’t fall apart after a few wears, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean and fuss-free. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s the kind of shirt you reach for when comfort and personality need to show up together.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage feel
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Tubular (no side seams) knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean