{"product_id":"textured-dads-taxi-t-shirt-this-ride-includes-unwanted-life-advice-funny-fathers-day-tee","title":"Textured Dad's Taxi T-Shirt — \"This Ride Includes Unwanted Life Advice\" Funny Father's Day Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet a laugh with this hilarious \"Dad's Taxi\" graphic, featuring a vintage taxi cab design perfect for the dad who loves giving unwanted life advice. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt, this tee offers a soft, lived-in feel that ensures maximum comfort for everyday wear. The design is finished with a unique textured effect, giving it a stylish, distressed look that stands out in any wardrobe.    Slide into a tee that feels like a favorite memory: lived-in, comfortable, and a little bit funny. The soft garment-dyed cotton and relaxed, heavyweight cut give this shirt a vintage vibe that settles in with every wash. The cheerful taxi illustration and tongue-in-cheek line about unsolicited life advice make it a wearable wink—great for dads who drive, storytellers on the go, or anyone who appreciates dry-family humor. Wear it to weekend drives, backyard barbecues, or casual errands when you want to be comfortable and start a conversation without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43920505405527,"sku":"32003673168930503929","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43920505438295,"sku":"29805315640252897184","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43920505471063,"sku":"78857215065717799453","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":43920505503831,"sku":"21948221741443515683","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43920505536599,"sku":"13828535643440304508","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43920505569367,"sku":"32734531434704884592","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43920505602135,"sku":"30781165506661553754","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ S","offer_id":43920505634903,"sku":"22366851583745098236","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43920505667671,"sku":"27224617392097509573","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43920505700439,"sku":"21350185189289811072","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43920505733207,"sku":"26387515532238803369","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":43920505765975,"sku":"19349201650251666385","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":43920505798743,"sku":"15591026158351568089","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":43920505831511,"sku":"26309215794749555020","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43920505864279,"sku":"64703665643111544558","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43920505897047,"sku":"79951524454013533358","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43920505929815,"sku":"26848541871786900944","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":43920505962583,"sku":"56877269403249198896","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43920505995351,"sku":"78612183755495947309","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":43920506028119,"sku":"61829311084474456142","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43920506060887,"sku":"98047701897478939854","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ M","offer_id":43920506093655,"sku":"12493695040526132157","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ M","offer_id":43920506126423,"sku":"13597280871167986740","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43920506159191,"sku":"30535597408609504218","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43920506191959,"sku":"14465669628095819254","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43920506224727,"sku":"24556252467861266684","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":43920506257495,"sku":"11477544812902032431","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":43920506290263,"sku":"31820501658907604185","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":43920506323031,"sku":"29013432721111212195","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43920506355799,"sku":"29208095761295170560","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43920506388567,"sku":"20955658530761923451","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43920506421335,"sku":"32841250472543845531","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":43920506454103,"sku":"16257424494555786646","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43920506486871,"sku":"12643762232006203954","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43920506519639,"sku":"31866122555829775160","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ L","offer_id":43920506552407,"sku":"10565304846300749258","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ L","offer_id":43920506585175,"sku":"47377910163979985566","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":43920506617943,"sku":"11332247311177405299","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43920506650711,"sku":"18021437179495540288","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43920506683479,"sku":"16989352844121843538","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":43920506716247,"sku":"33774773430874423534","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":43920506749015,"sku":"15171637219409938903","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":43920506781783,"sku":"17850585232026886285","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43920506814551,"sku":"25897408692216718462","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43920506847319,"sku":"45075211685877161490","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43920506880087,"sku":"33200472683102544926","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":43920506912855,"sku":"80287275130598907712","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43920506945623,"sku":"84994499961085821967","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43920506978391,"sku":"31106350032497683447","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ XL","offer_id":43920507011159,"sku":"18149688438751693271","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ XL","offer_id":43920507043927,"sku":"29570732454319537000","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43920507076695,"sku":"11768823844860793124","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43920507109463,"sku":"26245624044301791891","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43920507142231,"sku":"19904385011464890529","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":43920507174999,"sku":"21978080444319267785","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":43920507207767,"sku":"16333335720523925621","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":43920507240535,"sku":"44619490054449530293","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507273303,"sku":"21184425010158309499","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507306071,"sku":"32738245637953943580","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507338839,"sku":"24843479622522387404","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507371607,"sku":"58772074511866972944","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507404375,"sku":"10217714115922277439","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507437143,"sku":"26606730562300905310","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507469911,"sku":"74879973231363107220","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507502679,"sku":"15016142847256171609","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507535447,"sku":"12231708705413122294","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507568215,"sku":"28251729474113618939","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507600983,"sku":"94168305137109026012","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507633751,"sku":"13195805557356782599","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507666519,"sku":"56487753500644196569","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":43920507699287,"sku":"23362289715702712948","price":26.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507732055,"sku":"10914602468913465898","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507764823,"sku":"20164530381321105379","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507797591,"sku":"31858071510744783953","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507830359,"sku":"18868690681883410620","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507863127,"sku":"17142011533183544533","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507895895,"sku":"22276092437190283699","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507928663,"sku":"25953012764980026850","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507961431,"sku":"19171454178605535323","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920507994199,"sku":"24860450659669608192","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920508026967,"sku":"12463333877166069934","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920508059735,"sku":"13960165091112982263","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920508092503,"sku":"32168209690160529402","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":43920508125271,"sku":"29340254651663006829","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508158039,"sku":"32459251837288179769","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508190807,"sku":"31645835027890020935","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508223575,"sku":"10185411900667246910","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508256343,"sku":"33369667177943572431","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508289111,"sku":"30731386021934008594","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508321879,"sku":"33338333645508490364","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508354647,"sku":"27652841710691403796","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508387415,"sku":"10663259276661070580","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43920508420183,"sku":"29612509865063048081","price":39.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/6028\/7063\/files\/1622793644549182754_2048.jpg?v=1780406977","url":"https:\/\/texturedcolors.com\/products\/textured-dads-taxi-t-shirt-this-ride-includes-unwanted-life-advice-funny-fathers-day-tee","provider":"Textured Colors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}