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A playful, paint-splatter graphic sits on the chest in muted pinks and grays, bringing an artful, casual energy that layers easily under jackets or stands on its own during a coffee run or an afternoon of studio time. Thoughtfully constructed with double-needle seams, tubular knit, and a sewn-in label, it’s built to keep its shape and color through everyday life. 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